I’ve recently made a new friend here in the village and just now we had a fairly deep (drunken) conversation regarding parents and the issues we’ve had with them.
Departing with pizza for girlfriend he left me with this comment: “I brought something with me here without knowing why; I think it might be for you.”
I’m not sure what it is but I already like it.
Do you have an issue with me?
I would like to know what your conversation resulted in!!
Mother please! Of course it’s not with you! I’ll show you the thing when you get here, quite interesting actually.