Been to the hospital today; did barium swallow xray something something. Basically; stand in front of the hulk-generator and drink this white slimy stuff. Good boy. Now do it again. Again. From the side. Again. Now lying down. Now cough. Done!
It was actually not much to it, except a real odd dry nasty taste in my mouth for several hours afterwards. And possibly the weirdest toilet visit I’ve done in my life… I’ll let you think about that one.